6/14/2007

4th of July Festival

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MOTHER OF EIGHT PLANNED SUICIDE TERROR ATTACK IN ISRAEL
by Hillel Fendel
Two women from Gaza - a pregnant mother of eight, and her niece, a
mother of four -
planned a joint two-pronged suicide attack in Tel Aviv and Netanya.
They have been
arrested.

The General Security Service (GSS) has released for publication that
the two women were
arrested 24 days ago as they left Gaza for the double attack. Precise
intelligence
information led to the thwarting of the planned mass murders.

The GSS says that the two women "took advantage of Israel's
humanitarian policies,
receiving a fraudulent medical permit to enter Israel."

One of the women, Fatma Hassan Zeck, 39, is the mother of eight
children and is pregnant
with her ninth. She worked in the Islamic Jihad employment office for
women in Gaza, and
was in regular contact with terrorist elements. She served as a
coordinator between the
Islamic Jihad terror outfit and women who wished to commit suicide
attacks against Israel.


Three months ago, her niece Roda Ibrahim Habib, a mother of four,
turned to her, and the
two of them decided to commit a joint suicide attack. Zeck made
contact with Islamic Jihad
handlers, and the preparations began.

The two mothers took along some of their young children to the
meetings with their
terrorist handlers, at which was discussed precisely how the women
would blow themselves
up. The 19-year-old son of the older woman, an Islamic Jihad terrorist
himself, was
present at the traditional picture-taking ceremony, at which the women
were photographed
holding a Koran and a rifle.

The plan was for them to blow themselves up simultaneously in an area
crowded with
soldiers or civilians in Tel Aviv and Netanya. They were trained in
activating
explosives-laden vests, and Zeck was also trained in using a
Kalachnikov rifle.

The problem of actually getting into Israel was solved as follows:
Islamic Jihad was able
to obtain a forged medical permit indicating that Habib required an
urgent medical check
in Ramallah, to which Zeck was to be her escort. Once in Ramallah,
they were to go to the
hospital and actually have the test done, to avoid suspicion, and then
they were to be
taken to the intended target locations.

They set out from northern Gaza on May 20 for their mission, but were
arrested at the Erez
Crossing into Israel.

Israel is often castigated by left-wing organizations that complain
that Arabs from the PA
are sometimes forced to wait at checkpoints for security checks, and
are allegedly denied
medical care. The GSS, however, notes that the case at hand is only
one of many in which
Arabs attempt to take advantage of Israel's humanitarian policies in
order to murder
Israelis.


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6/13/2007

Fw: Gillian is fine!

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6/09/2007

mensa

Here are the winners of the 2006 Washington Post's Mensa Invitational,
which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying
a new definition.

The 2006 winners are:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying or building a house, which
renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of
time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize that it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes and it's a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon: (n. ): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its
yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings
for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one
has gained.

3. Abdicate, (v.) to give up all hope of ever ha ving a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-Nilly, (adj.) impotent.

6. Negligent, (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing
only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, (v.) to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has
been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.

13. Pokemon, (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with
Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul
flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men.




Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.

- Mitzi Chandler


"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts.
Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts.
Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me...
Anything can happen child. Anything can be."
--Shel Silverstein (American poet,cartoonist and composer, 1930-1999)

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6/05/2007