To Your Health

>In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the
>Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
red
>vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
lives.
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>
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>Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and
>Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And
>Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add
some

>sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
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>
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>And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that
>Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and
>sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to
size 14.
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>
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>So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
>Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons! and garlic toast on the
side.
>And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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>God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in
>which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
>chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more
>weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
>God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake,"
>and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named
it
>"Devil's Food."
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>God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those
>extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man
would
>not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and
>cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
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>
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>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with
>nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy
>center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained 20 pounds.
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>
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>God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still
>satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent
double
>cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied,
>"Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man
went
>into cardiac arrest.
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>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. IMAGE0~11.GIF
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>Then Satan created HMOs
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